758: Head of the Class
Fuck you, England. I didn't forget.
757: Be a Man
You don't even know where you are, Big Boy.
Notes and highlights from this episode Rellek the shitty hype man
Keith is a Judge
Hey, Courthouse, watch your shit better
Keith goes on a crime spree
Motley Crue is dog shit; Chicks = Trouble; This ain't a love song, It's just a fuck song
Whore eBbays her heart
Some fake bitch likes Silly Billy and telling other people your shit
Chemda is a lawyer now
Chemda hates gays
Keith likes fucking vagina with his cock, because he is STRAIGHT!!
The Sucking and Fucking Pride Parade
AIDS is a gay problem, who knew?
Dimitri the rapist gives Olga an opportunity, she is elegantly taken aback by his Mein Kock
Some guy drinks boy piss and creeps folks out
Some kid rats out his mom's passion for dog dickin'
Keith gets a gun, again
Clock out before you piss, don't worry it's not degrading!
756: The Customer is Usually Wrong
You can't make somebody happy.
Notes and highlights from this episodeToday on The Singing Show: Loves-to-Sing is a single mother of three and an exotic costume maker
In 3... 2.... Go!
eBay: Sei Hoon Ahn (eBay username 'seahn') wants his money back and is a rapist; Also a little bitch
Fucking nerds: Feedback! Feedback! Type, type, type!
A little girl shits herself at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory; Her mother complains like a little bitch and writes little bitch letters, she gets an apology and Keith gets ANGRY!
Old people get that face from being a little bitch their whole life
Man Auctions his life on eBay, no one wants it, kind of
Devo sues McDonald's for copying their silly hats
Dinosaur BBQ in GTA 4
Keith has a point: Myth, actually, NOT Busted!
There Will Be Blood: 7 stars! Wait... 3 stars. Actually, the movie doesn't even make sense...
Batman's Revenge! Some kid gets his head cut off for being a hooligan
Chemda prefers niggers to nazis at a 2:1 ratio
Keith hates spoilers, HE WILL NOT BE TRICKED ANYMORE
Australians think cripples can be models and Keith gets ANGRY!
Australians say cell phones will kill us, meh
Man killed over a bag of chips, true story
Joe Horn is cleared for shooting 2 men breaking into his neighbor's house, Only in Teggsass
Simon wins a record contract, and that concludes today's episode of The Singing Show
755: Dah-Dahn Da-Dah
Your kegerator is fuckin' up my tongue.
Notes and highlights from this episodeFast Food is disgusting, you child
Ethiopians don't eat McDonalds, even with their bubble fat bellies
Drunks like the internet
Power outage; Fuck Windows!
Matt kills KATG fans
Dress a Golfer 2007
Kegerator, still a fuckin' doozy
Wii Fit, more like Wii Fat!
Girls are fat
Call of Duty 4 induces post-traumatic stress
Keith the Cripple
Working Out: McNally still a pussy-bitch
Elliptical Delivery
Rellek the super awesome Nazi
Chemda: a masturbation in retrospect
Armenian Senate makes half their news positive; yay puppies!
J-Lo testifies against P-Diddy, Keith bets he's guilty then he takes it back
Chemda is the WORST cripple (but she never gets sick)
Scientist say the North Pole will melt away this year, Keith says it won't
Mini Me sues TMZ for showing snippets of his sex tape
Miami limousine bus stopped for offering lap dances and sexual favors
Kids and Strippers share golf course, what's the big deal they're just panties?
The Mermaid Parade: Celebrate Womanhood! P.S. Your pussy is a fish
The Oldest Wooden Roller Coaster in the World - McNally is stiiiiill a pussy-bitch
Shoot the Mexican
Canadian stand-up comedian sued by fucking dykes, go figure
Canadian porn is silly
11-year-old Romanian allowed to get abortion after 21 weeks
Barack Obama donates to Hilary Clinton's 22 million dollar debt, how sweet!
Keith can be bribed with a single quarter
McNally sends folks to debtors prison, invades your privacy, harasses your ass and fucks up your utility bills. But he's still kind of a pussy-bitch about it
754: The Worst Thing We've Ever Done
Nobody's tricking me anymore.
Notes and highlights from this episodeCall of Duty 4, shell shock much?
Crime spree motivated by GTA 4
South Central, New Hide Park, Long Island
105 million-dollar law suit against To Catch a Predator, even scumbags have value
I'm a fucking tree, just kidding, I'm a person!
The Two Coreys both molested, who's surprised?
The Bronx has AIDS (potatoE is moving)
Black field reporter swallows fly and gets ghetto
Keith's phone voice
Free lunch!; Is he having issues?
Caribbean Cum Guzzler
The Worst Thing We've Ever Done: Cat food sandwich: SCANDALOUS!; Molotov cocktails; Jeremy's grandfather is a convicted bio-terrorist; Chemda breaks her brother's head; Vudell is a theif; the Gunner kills people, but shooting marbles at them is clearly worse; Jess moves to Nebraska; Patrice calls INS
Chemda gets sloshed at a business meeting
The problem with alcohol is you have to keep doing it
Patrick Swayze probably not gonna die, Chemda gives him till October
Dr. Adams kills people, but not paying child support is far worse
Verne Troyer has a sex tape
Amy Winehouse - DIE!
Heidi Fleiss the Coco Chanel of Hoin'
Beetlejuice is in Transformers, but I thought he was dead...
Heather Locklear still a crazy bitch
The Dark Knight
Keith thought Pearl Harbor was going to be good, LOL
Sebastian Bach and Slash collaborate
Sarah Jessica Parker still Carrie
Avril Lavigne fans cheat at making her the best
Scarlett Johansson supports Barack Obama, Barack says, Bitch is trouble
Madonna didn't have a pre-nup, whoops!
Feedback System free for all
See Patrice on F'NMTV
753: Tour of Booty
The Seven Year Itch is comin'...
Notes and highlights from this episodeAdam Curry sells 500,000 of Brother Love records
People don't buy shit anymore
KATG just cannot win
Rock N Roll Brumski
Mevio goes to IHOP
Soccergirl is pregnant with Brolo's bastard love-child
Keith and Chemda pee on each other
Regis and Kelly go green and save $1.50
How do I get my coupons... if... Tyra... said... a duh buh duh?
Hobos go green
Imus is still racist
Even Al Sharpton takes breaks
Blacks came from monkeys, FACT
Sascha Baron Cohen is not a fag, but he understands you queers
Mike Myers is still a little bitch
Nigerians eat Miracle Berries like Pringles
Line Dancin' to the Brolo
Retards = Telethon, obviously
HER and Kings County
I'm not normally the kind of girl that _______; Brolo gets a blow job in a van
*periodface*
Skelegirl is a porn star
*wink*
Keith goes on tour
7 Year Itch at Temptation Island
The Kegerator IS a doozy!
Keith loves Brolo, NO HOMO!
Gorilla Salad
Let's put down a towel
Brolo has a sex tape
Keith's friend died
The worst things Brolo has ever done; LESBIAN!! AHAHA!!!; Abortion speed dial; Tommy the Waa Guy
752: Home Sweet New York
Why do we need to give everybody a chance?
Notes and highlights from this episodeChemda stares then screams; is she retarded?
Armchair Kid Nation for Podcast of the Year
Rikki Rockett raped me
Heather Locklear is a crazy bitch
Officer breast-feeds 9 babies orphaned by Earthquake, no one finds this weird
Grandmother gives birth to twin grandchildren, do that math
Chemda still hates babies
The Something Store, thoughtful gift or exciting or cop-out?
Show Notes
Chemda talks shit about Tetris
Crazy religious zealot Minute Men harassing folks
No couches on porches
Mermaid Queen goes on hunger strike, no one cares
The Naked Cowboy does not enjoy the creamy candy-coated milk chocolate that is M&Ms
Cops entered some dude's home because his door was unlocked, Keith's Justice says die
Cold and Sinus Blaster smells like onions and dump
Al Roker hosts Celebrity Family Feud; Ice T vs. Joan Rivers
Keith's brother Mike, just doesn't KNOW
Dog the Bounty Hunter says brrrrrmmmmmm
Keith roons his mother's birthday
Deuce is mad at Keith, we'll see how long this lasts?
Keith offends Spooky
Chemda arranges play-dates
Coming to NYC on July 4th is the opposite of what you want, Silly Goose
751: The Dying and the Dead
I'm not a thief, okay? I'm a very very upstanding citizen.
Notes and highlights from this episodeGeorge Carlin is a Renaissance Man; Also dead
Stop foolin' us with your fake new books
7 dirty words
You're not a real stand-up fan
Halo 3; Beth, you bitch, are my Ps' popping?
McNally's a pussy-bitch
Turok
Call of Duty
Chemda's box fetish
PotatoE needs a fake ID *bad-liarface*
Chemda loopholes the murder of Lori's unborn child; chamsa, chamsa
Amy Winehouse has emphysema; Doctor's say, Maybe stop doing crack
Mike Myers really is a little bitch
Crooks, starring: Jim Norton
Michael Marino or Muscles Marinara?
Crooked Lines, starring: Ben Stiller
I Know Who Killed Me: 10 Stars!
Tyra Banks wins an Emmy Award and Keith leaves Earth
Mevio/PodShow Dummy Contract
Vice President of Podshow Dvorak can't make money off Netcast, but you should!
France says: No beer in the morning, fish for lunch and different tings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek hates black people, but it's OK, he's an Aspie.
19-year-old takes nude pictures to encourage donations
Dentist drops screwdriver down patient's throat, whoops...
Kegerator: It's a doozy!
Chemda is a thief (except not really, and only if you're THE ASSHOLE)
rellek the curb-stomper
Debate over whether we should fire a teacher for branding a student
750: Haterade
You're my only fuckin' truly honest friend, and for that, sir, you're forever.
Notes and highlights from this episodeSpooky goes to fire island; No homo!
Real men don't wear sunblock
No one takes Hitler seriously
Barack Obama's Wife
The Love Guru/Little Man/Walk Hard: Bad Movies or Gauge for Humanity?
Eddie Murphy is still trying
The Last Boy Scout
Twins: Have you ever been to a buffet?
Ask Dina: Mike wants to quit his job and ebay his shit; Dina says he will run out of shit;
spooky's uncle goes to Petticoat Hell; Jake wants to meet his ho online; spooky has iEmotional Baggage
6th Human Foot in Canada is a Hoax
Keith the Great Detective: Are Canadians two-faced? We'll see...
Nick Hogan's car crash video
Keith takes his porn to the grave
Miracle berry condoms
JessNYC moves to nowhere
Arcatacat is a rapist and a little fucking bitch
Everyone can hate Chemda
No crying during sentencing phase of a death penalty case
Some kid's friend is a douche
749: If It Fits
This was a horrible thing I did.
Notes and highlights from this episode6th right foot found in Canada.
Miley Cyrus is still a ho.
12-year-old girl has grounding overturned in a court of law.
KATG celebrate 1 million downloads.
Chemda is Greek.
Keith saves the world... until next time; Halo 3.
74-hour Nightmares.
Autism IS a disease.
Keith and his beefy double entendres again.
Keith's Dad the Great Detective.
Morning after family fights.
Keith thinks he won't cry when his dad dies - He's wrong!
Two bites Peanut Butter and Jelly, one sip coffee.
Michael G is a little bitch.
Tori Spelling's dog is reincarnated in her new baby.
Jamie Lynn Spears has her baby.
50 Cent burns his wife's house down but is too good for groupies.
Sex and the City clothing line.
Janet Jackson has her own urban reality TV show.
Mariah Carey wants you to watch her when she sleeps.
Wilmer Valderama tries to act.
Amy Winehouse has an irregular heart beat, Chemda says, Good.
Chemda and Patrice's Justice: DIE!
17 girls make pregnancy pact in Massachusetts.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel don't know how to buy another fridge with all that money.
748: Queers, Racists and Whores
Dick... tasted like sprinkles.
Notes and highlights from this episodeKeith still hates nerds.
Man googles how to shank his wife.
Gays, actually born that way.
Al Sharpton is paid off to keep the blacks from complaining.
Man uses McDonalds to lose 90 pounds, Keith and Chemda are skeptical, salads don't count.
12-year-old girl chases down lemonade stand robber.
Miley Cyrus is a whore and her father is appalled.
Miracle berries turn people into animals.
747: We Rule; They Drool
You shouldn't have a drink because you're gonna go to bed and pee yourself.
Notes and highlights from this episodePodShow/Mevio's Dummy Contract and Dawn and Drew
KATG Over 1 million downloads
Over $10K Raised
74 Hours in brief review, and Chemda is ready for more
What's the worst thing you've ever done? Bebe is a crazy pyromaniac ho!
Man kills wife through dicknitization
Street sweeper sucks up dog
JR's friend writes in and tells us JR is actually the video-game-stealing-douche in question
Wave punching in white water spreads like the Bubonic Plague
Keith is an otter
Snoop Dogg's wife can't drive
Amy Winehouse can't not be drunk
Man steals lobster tails in his pants
Chemda's inner dominatrix
Spooky the Clown is stalked
The Gentleman Michael Carrino brumskis his son; his son pays it forward to the fridge
746: The 74-Hour Podcast
We just want to be in Guinness.
Notes and highlights from this episodeMark gives good prayer
Aspies don't want our money
No one gives a shit about Father's day, except for Keith who gets his dad steaks
Keith makes Chemda a mix CD, She thinks she's into it
Patrice
Watercooler banter
PotatoE eats like a child
The tomatoes are broken
Salmonella/Mad Cow Disease - KATG calls bullshit!
Fans just want to help
Deuce is crazy, still
Keith makes predictions - Drunken belligerence, a fight, equipment will break.
Chemda's Guest Rules - Wash your fucking hands!
Keith's Justice - Patrice vs. Keith: Which one doesn't get it?
Patrice bumps bitches in the street
Chemda stalks drivers
Fire in the hole
Sudoku in the courtroom
90-year-old graduates high school; this makes Patrice angry
Keith beats Patrice at swimming
Spike Lee vs. Clint Eastwood
Asians have weird babies
Indians are creepy, touchy-feely, nice
Stop making cartoons out of weird animals, they aren't sanitary
745: Mac Daddy
I'll tell you this, all you genius parents with your point of view...
Notes and highlights from this episodeKeith and Chemda make the seamless switch from PC to Mac.
More parenting talk.
Brolo's sister stabs a ho with a fork.
J.R. calls in about his video game theft from Sears.
Keith steals Motley Crue's Theater of Pain.
Vista is shit.
Jan's Letter.
Rellek's magic freezer towel.
Spooky and Matt hate each other.
Keith wants his smoothies with orange juice, not apple.
Jenny's blow job letter.
Diet talk.
Brolo tells his shady doctor/liver story.
744: The Justice Game
If you can do me a favor and not sniff your own pussy too much in my bathroom, I'd appreciate it.
Notes and highlights from this episodeKeith and Chemda discuss their switch from Windows to Mac.
The Assassination of Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Keith would rather have his Dad give him the eye than the ole' Encyclopedia Britannica S to the ass.
Keith's Justice continues as he would try a 15-year-old kid who conspires or hires to have his friend killed instead of giving him the Death Penalty.
Dina's single mother dropped the pimp hand on her.
Dina smells her own pussy.
Rick (the homosexual) wants to believe opposites attract and that liking to laugh is an actual personality trait.
743: Million Dollar Baby
742: Dream Warriors
Well, I mean, six years later I find out it wasn't the real thing...
741: Partay!
I've always been a fat person. My whole family are fat people.
740: Judge Fatty
Keith and The Girl will fail as a show because I will shoot my listeners in the face.
739: The Trouble Card
I know I fucked him somehow. I just couldn't remember.
738: You Otter Know
Do we want to place a bet?
737: Lights, Karma, Action
If anyone out there who's listening to this listens to that hateful piece of trash called Keith and The Girl...
736: KATG Kills
You owe me $5. You played The Motherfucker.
735: Innocence Lost
If we were in jail, your mouth would be first.
734: Nick Starr is Gay
I haven't actually told this to anybody. Ever.
733: Positive/Negative: Real and Fake
You're not dragging me into your Above and Beyond.
732: Positive/Negative: Major League and Minor League
Then how did I get scalping tickets to your Bat Mitzvah, cunt?
731: Positive/Negative: The Fit and The Fat
You know what tastes the best? Satisfaction.
730: McNally in a Tree
Would it be easier to sleep with her if you quit imagining that she's your sister?
729: Black, White and Other
728: We Can Hear You
What the fuck is your problem, man?!
727: How May I Curse You?
I don't use foul language, and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either.
726: Wanna Fight?
I don't mean to sound like some kind of ninja, but I controlled it.
725: Death or Destruction
To hear you say that, honestly, is a slap in the face.
724: Brother Love's Mother
He smirked at you, then came on your wife.
723: Shenanigans
I bet there's a lot of skin under her nails.
722: Kill the Noise
But nobody was watching the body, so I got busy.
721: Iron Woman
I smelled my ass-pants after just to see.
720: Lie in It
I'll pay thirty-five bucks to fuck you.
719: Diff'rent Strokes
It was so ridiculous that we were sitting there eating together.
718: KATG Heals
Put your hand in my wound thing!
717: It's Not a Fight
You guys are not the easiest people to bring a fuckin' girlfriend around - right? - at all.
716: Derby!!!
Look at you: Full-On Country!
715: Our Own Fans
If I know I'm right, you're so fuckin' wrong.
714: Kink
You're not gonna ruin my new mom for me, ladies.
713: Quitter
I'm just addicted to broken people.
712: Once a Year
This is on the air? We got this?
711: Jesse's Girl
I made myself seem approachable, and I think that's where I went wrong.
710: Know-It-Alls
I can't explain to you, your honor, stand-up comedy.
709: Cavemen and The Girl
I did several jabs to the face and an uppercut to the face.
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