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<title>Keith and The Girl</title>
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<description>Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com</description>
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<itunes:summary>Keith and his girlfriend talk shit.</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
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<itunes:name>Keith Malley and Chemda</itunes:name>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<item>
<title>795: Killer Comedy</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372417#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's time for me to stop being scared, and time to make others start."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>794: You Ever Notice...</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=372208#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why am I the representative of all things you hate today?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>793: No Offense</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371905#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Never would I ever come across as a whore. And for you to suggest that is just disgusting."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>792: Chinese Democracy</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371101#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And to think I should be dead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>791: 18 &#38; Life</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370722#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Call ahead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>790: In It for Life</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370370#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Hey, sorry. My bad. I'm out. We're done.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>789: Love thy Neighbor</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370160#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nobody thinks there's any consequences." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=370160#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>788: You're Welcome</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369849#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Would this make you applaud?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369849#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>787: FTW</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369094#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Adam just looks horrified right now."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=369094#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>786: Special Strengths</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368730#</link>
<description><![CDATA["A whole bunch of sperm at once makes you tell bad puns all the time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368730#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>785: Versus</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368431#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not sending a signal that I should start fucking your face?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368431#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>784: Fuck Carnival</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368167#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Let me tell you how I feel about THAT person...&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=368167#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>783: KATG Marathon - Pandejo</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366062#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366062#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>782: KATG Marathon - Affirmative Action</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366051#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366051#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>781: KATG Marathon - Hot or Not</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366006#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=366006#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>780: KATG Marathon - World Policy</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365574#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365574#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-05.mp3" length="82055547" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>779: KATG Marathon - The Magic Number</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365350#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365350#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-04.mp3" length="64273055" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>778: Ironman Bobby</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364941#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let's have a fuckin' baby! Let's end this shit!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Aug 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364941#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-08-01.mp3" length="112891736" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>777: Talk Dirty to Me</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364431#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I want to work with you. Please tell me the secret of The Ancients."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364431#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-31.mp3" length="67486367" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>776: On the Real</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364144#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I've decided that I just'm gonna play you what I recorded when it happened because it's honest, and... that's what I do."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=364144#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-30.mp3" length="84799992" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>775: Battle of the Sexes</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363632#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Fuck you, God. There, I said it.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363632#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-29.mp3" length="76764726" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>774: Dr. Feelbad</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363466#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You're dead. I'm gonna kill you.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363466#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-28.mp3" length="90690040" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>773: To the Limit</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362708#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't tell if this guy is boasting a little too much about it, or he's just amazed that he's even alive."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362708#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-25.mp3" length="51698750" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>772: See You in Court</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362342#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tell me the bad things about me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=362342#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>771: 1-800-GAMBLER</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361909#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'd eat a buddy of mine. Happily."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361909#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>770: Fuck Your Country</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361677#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We are so much more tolerant of you fuckers."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361677#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>769: Keith's Line</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361300#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you the retard where I need to acknowledge you or not acknowledge you?]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=361300#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>768: KATG Marathon - Exhibit A for the Prosecution</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360085#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360085#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>767: KATG Marathon - Butman Meets Soccergirl</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359702#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359702#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>766: KATG Marathon - Butman Begins</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359357#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=359357#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-16.mp3" length="126243880" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>765: KATG Marathon - Girls' Night</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358864#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358864#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-15.mp3" length="52336157" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>764: KATG Marathon - Bobby Mitchell and Noemi</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358512#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358512#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-14.mp3" length="129187680" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>763: Intervention</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358229#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Welcome to the club. See you in Hell."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358229#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-11.mp3" length="112589552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>762: Halfsies</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357948#</link>
<description><![CDATA["How sad your life is, Keith... to not know love..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357948#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-10.mp3" length="121497516" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keithand The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>761: Our Demands</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357528#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You think Mevio keeps their tents? I doubt it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357528#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-09.mp3" length="77401150" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>760: Roommates</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357091#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is a human being? Well I gotta look that word up. 'Cause I don't think it is."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357091#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-08.mp3" length="79078838" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>759: Country Dough Face</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357033#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you think you've heard Chemda on 11; no you haven't. You've heard her on 3. That's all you ever heard her on."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=357033#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-07.mp3" length="128015589" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>758: Head of the Class</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=355310#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you, England. I didn't forget."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=355310#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-02.mp3" length="81229238" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>757: Be a Man</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=354983#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You don't even know where you are, Big Boy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=354983#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-07-01.mp3" length="80603264" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>756: The Customer is Usually Wrong</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=354550#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You can't make somebody happy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=354550#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-30.mp3" length="66444057" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>755: Dah-Dahn Da-Dah</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353849#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Your kegerator is fuckin' up my tongue."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353849#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-27.mp3" length="80617056" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>754: The Worst Thing We've Ever Done</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353480#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nobody's tricking me anymore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353480#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-26.mp3" length="109421839" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>753: Tour of Booty</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353163#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The Seven Year Itch is comin'..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=353163#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-25.mp3" length="136798294" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>752: Home Sweet New York</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352820#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why do we need to give everybody a chance?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352820#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-24.mp3" length="55775942" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>751: The Dying and the Dead</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352507#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm not a thief, okay? I'm a very very upstanding citizen."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=352507#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-23.mp3" length="108149989" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>750: Haterade</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351707#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're my only fuckin' truly honest friend, and for that, sir, you're forever."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351707#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-20.mp3" length="73099096" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>749: If It Fits</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351179#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This was a horrible thing I did."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351179#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-19.mp3" length="98342577" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>748: Queers, Racists and Whores</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350901#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Dick... tasted like sprinkles."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350901#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-18.mp3" length="65544902" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>747: We Rule; They Drool</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350587#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You shouldn't have a drink because you're gonna go to bed and pee yourself."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350587#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-17.mp3" length="61921614" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>746: The 74-Hour Podcast</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350266#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We just want to be in Guinness."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350266#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-16.mp3" length="154527576" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>745: Mac Daddy</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=348558#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'll tell you this, all you genius parents with your point of view..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=348558#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-10.mp3" length="154741699" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>744: The Justice Game</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347329#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you can do me a favor and not sniff your own pussy too much in my bathroom, I'd appreciate it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347329#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-06.mp3" length="74328860" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>743: Million Dollar Baby</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347015#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I want a baby."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347015#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-05.mp3" length="151912321" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>742: Dream Warriors</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346674#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well, I mean, six years later I find out it wasn't the real thing..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346674#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-04.mp3" length="89242062" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>741: Partay!</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346339#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I've always been a fat person. My whole family are fat people."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=346339#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-03.mp3" length="65960353" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>740: Judge Fatty</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=345950#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keith and The Girl will fail as a show because I will shoot my listeners in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jun 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=345950#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-06-02.mp3" length="132882016" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>739: The Trouble Card</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344882#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I know I fucked him somehow. I just couldn't remember."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344882#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-30.mp3" length="100494649" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>738: You Otter Know</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344500#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do we want to place a bet?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344500#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-29.mp3" length="90817222" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>737: Lights, Karma, Action</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344247#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If anyone out there who's listening to this listens to that hateful piece of trash called Keith and The Girl..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=344247#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-28.mp3" length="92541417" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>736: KATG Kills</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343864#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You owe me $5. You played The Motherfucker."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343864#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-27.mp3" length="81523064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>735: Innocence Lost</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342326#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If we were in jail, your mouth would be first."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342326#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-23.mp3" length="93632723" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>734: Nick Starr is Gay</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342024#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I haven't actually told this to anybody. Ever."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=342024#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-22.mp3" length="105161163" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>733: Positive/Negative: Real and Fake</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341814#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not dragging me into your Above and Beyond."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341814#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-21.mp3" length="81533513" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>732: Positive/Negative: Major League and Minor League</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341587#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Then how did I get scalping tickets to your Bat Mitzvah, cunt?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341587#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-20.mp3" length="61297729" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>731: Positive/Negative: The Fit and The Fat</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341272#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You know what tastes the best? Satisfaction."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=341272#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-19.mp3" length="51840020" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>730: McNally in a Tree</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340216#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Would it be easier to sleep with her if you quit imagining that she's your sister?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340216#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-16.mp3" length="92519152" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>729: Black, White and Other</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339889#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You smell like rent.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339889#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-15.mp3" length="119333323" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>728: We Can Hear You</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339504#</link>
<description><![CDATA["What the fuck is your problem, man?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339504#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-14.mp3" length="54837157" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>727: How May I Curse You?</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339069#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't use foul language, and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=339069#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-13.mp3" length="51328901" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>726: Wanna Fight?</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=338674#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I don't mean to sound like some kind of ninja, but I controlled it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=338674#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-12.mp3" length="68783250" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>725: Death or Destruction</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337840#</link>
<description><![CDATA["To hear you say that, honestly, is a slap in the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337840#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-09.mp3" length="133413114" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>724: Brother Love's Mother</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337460#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He smirked at you, then came on your wife."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337460#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-08.mp3" length="103803632" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>723: Shenanigans</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337100#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I bet there's a lot of skin under her nails.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=337100#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-07.mp3" length="52603214" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>722: Kill the Noise</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336757#</link>
<description><![CDATA["But nobody was watching the body, so I got busy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336757#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-06.mp3" length="65867985" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>721: Iron Woman</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336368#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I smelled my ass-pants after just to see.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336368#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-05.mp3" length="97397281" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>720: Lie in It</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335948#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I'll pay thirty-five bucks to fuck you.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335948#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-03.mp3" length="70650595" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>719: Diff'rent Strokes</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335017#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was so ridiculous that we were sitting there eating together."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335017#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-05-01.mp3" length="86529379" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>718: KATG Heals</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334681#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Put your hand in my wound thing!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334681#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-30.mp3" length="68059762" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>717: It's Not a Fight</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334383#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You guys are not the easiest people to bring a fuckin' girlfriend around - right? - at all."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=334383#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-29.mp3" length="136315841" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>716: Derby!!!</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333924#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Look at you: Full-On Country!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333924#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-28.mp3" length="62784700" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>715: Our Own Fans</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333561#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If I know I'm right, you're so fuckin' wrong."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333561#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-25.mp3" length="101740585" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>714: Kink</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332510#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're not gonna ruin my new mom for me, ladies."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332510#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-24.mp3" length="81333728" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>713: Quitter</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332137#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm just addicted to broken people."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=332137#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-23.mp3" length="131658455" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>712: Once a Year</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331705#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is on the air? We got this?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331705#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-22.mp3" length="62941434" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>711: Jesse's Girl</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331347#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I made myself seem approachable, and I think that's where I went wrong."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=331347#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-21.mp3" length="115017492" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>710: Know-It-Alls</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329830#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't explain to you, your honor, stand-up comedy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329830#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-17.mp3" length="124712876" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>709: Cavemen and The Girl</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329547#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I did several jabs to the face and an uppercut to the face."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=329547#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-16.mp3" length="143964912" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>708: Drama Queen</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327823#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me tell you all the secrets I know!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327823#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-11.mp3" length="140959354" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>707: Bonus!</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327435#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I like it when I win rape scenarios." ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327435#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-10.mp3" length="134965833" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>706: Come Correct</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327118#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're gonna get a shitload of prayers comin' your way, buddy."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Apr 2008 18:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=327118#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-09.mp3" length="120196352" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>705: Respect</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326604#</link>
<description><![CDATA["People. Aren't. Nice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Apr 2008 22:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326604#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-08.mp3" length="82139876" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>704: Making a Difference</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326332#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're a fuckin' idiot, and try to talk less at parties."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Apr 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=326332#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-07.mp3" length="107922560" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>703: Infighting</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324761#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Don't be a bitch! I'm sensitive!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Apr 2008 05:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324761#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-04.mp3" length="98203397" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>702: Office Humor</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324403#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When I need to bust a nut, I gotta get into the city toot sweet."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Apr 2008 07:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324403#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-03.mp3" length="59454819" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>701: Southern Hospitality</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324011#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;The advice you've given me has led to a bigger problem.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Apr 2008 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=324011#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-02.mp3" length="77227697" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>700: Keith's Aspie Test</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323593#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We are now gonna see if I am an Asperger.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Apr 2008 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323593#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-04-01.mp3" length="96444625" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>699: WrestleMania XXIV</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323162#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Picture the power of this midget, but with brass knuckles!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323162#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-31.mp3" length="60794924" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>698: Deconstructing McNally</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322708#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Seriously, why do you hate me so much?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322708#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-28.mp3" length="112241520" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>697: 70/30</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322124#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Keep doing your show, assholes. Your life is getting ruined."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322124#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-27.mp3" length="118981381" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>696: Pure Evil</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321683#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I hate my dad, and I couldn't take it anymore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321683#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-26.mp3" length="73672954" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>695: Misspoken</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321350#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm a street nigga. You'll see me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=321350#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-25.mp3" length="71887851" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>694: Go Directly to Jail</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320965#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The cake is not a lie."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320965#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-24.mp3" length="91360987" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>693: Holidays for Everyone</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319705#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I have heart. I got the broomstick now."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319705#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-20.mp3" length="66988533" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>692: Kids are Dumb</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319449#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Laugh. It only helps me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319449#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-19.mp3" length="47706404" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>691: Perspective</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319133#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm spending $300 tonight, and I'm drunk, and my liver's done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=319133#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-18.mp3" length="102525510" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>690: Know Your Enema</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=318588#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why's everybody coming to me for their enemas anyway?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=318588#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-17.mp3" length="62340409" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>689: Good Answer</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317637#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't be offended if you're the one giving the speech and it's Hooker Time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317637#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-14.mp3" length="106902799" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>688: Confessions</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317319#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It was also dark, and you got pushed down by a ho."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=317319#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-13.mp3" length="142374966" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>687: Don't Call Me Fat</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316959#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316959#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-12.mp3" length="59796709" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>686: That One Percent</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316582#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Did you just say my time's not fuckin' important with my fake job and fake kids?! Who the fuck are you?!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316582#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-11.mp3" length="128709820" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>685: Fall from Grace</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316169#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Some of these adults have mentioned things to me that I feel obligated to address, for if they are true as they were described to me, I have lost a son."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=316169#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-10.mp3" length="111225333" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>684: Three Years Down</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315561#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got a gun. Happy anniversary to me."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=315561#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-07.mp3" length="89697219" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>683: Class Action</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314743#</link>
<description><![CDATA["He's definitely a little delusional."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314743#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-06.mp3" length="78460259" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>682: Jamie Hunting</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314430#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I might be kind of a nightmare to date."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=314430#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-05.mp3" length="63355585" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>681: Professionalism</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313897#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you keeping a secret that could break you two up?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313897#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-04.mp3" length="66071531" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>680: When to Say When</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313571#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's incredibly hard to find a chick who isn't a just great big retarded whore."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313571#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-03-03.mp3" length="81762554" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>679: Keith's Glamourous Life</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313093#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm the only person who likes you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=313093#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-29.mp3" length="85941728" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>678: Fighting Fair</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=312228#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The problem wasn't so much the raping..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=312228#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-28.mp3" length="75975491" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>677: Break Time</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311878#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311878#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-27.mp3" length="87302185" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>676: Blow Me</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311532#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You know it's gonna get worse, right?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311532#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-26.mp3" length="76255106" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>675: And the Winner Isn't...</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311240#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You're gonna make me cry! Take this!&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=311240#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-25.mp3" length="61890267" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>674: Restaurant Exaggerators</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=310688#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Where the fuck is it a quarter a minute?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=310688#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-22.mp3" length="71217026" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>673: The Moment of Truth</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309920#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The $500,000 question: Have you killed somebody?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309920#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-21.mp3" length="74284429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>672: Garson</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309541#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You think these people are actually thinking straight before they go on this show?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309541#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-20.mp3" length="67739606" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>671: Be Nervous</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309223#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You have my phone number! You coulda called me!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=309223#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-19.mp3" length="78787522" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>670: The Helpies</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=308738#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I know you didn't want to get into this..."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=308738#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-15.mp3" length="87320112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>669: Nigger</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307491#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Now you're back to Square One. You gotta keep selling your vagina on the Internet.&quot; ]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307491#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-14.mp3" length="78275521" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>668: Bad Information</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307101#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for him."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=307101#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-13.mp3" length="62834019" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>667: Bugger!</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306752#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I really think he meant I sell my daughter on the street."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306752#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-12.mp3" length="82809124" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>666: Games</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306282#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're in the fuckin' hottest Fuck Room. This is the Keith and The Girl Fuck Room. You're blowin' it."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=306282#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-11.mp3" length="81946456" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>665: Learn to Swim</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=305555#</link>
<description><![CDATA["When does 'shy' mean you gotta go for my balls?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=305555#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-08.mp3" length="71741147" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>664: Inappropriate Behavior</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304987#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I would not come back for a second punch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Feb 2008 01:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304987#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-07.mp3" length="84261242" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>663: Family Portrait</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304672#</link>
<description><![CDATA["And I do not want to be on this show, so I'm gonna hang up."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304672#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-06.mp3" length="68359857" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>662: Don't Eat the Cake</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304257#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Are you even listening to your inner monologue?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=304257#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-05.mp3" length="59113346" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>661: Play to Win</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303920#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303920#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-04.mp3" length="106446388" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>660: Who Let the Dogs Out</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303054#</link>
<description><![CDATA["If you're coming to my party, bring your purse. Or wallet. I don't sexually discriminate."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=303054#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-02-01.mp3" length="68764570" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>659: Harry Pooter</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302620#</link>
<description><![CDATA["This is an insult? That's so fuckin' cool!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Feb 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302620#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-31.mp3" length="67684435" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>658: KKKanada</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302207#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Fuck you. You die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=302207#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-30.mp3" length="89434195" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>www.KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>657: The Schemes of Things</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301789#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Have you ever tried or thought about killing somebody else?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301789#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-29.mp3" length="118754868" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>656: The Great Debaters</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301402#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I told her about the show and gave her a sticker, not ever thinking it would go this far."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=301402#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-28.mp3" length="69117199" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>655: Psychic Duo</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299809#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Do you think Keith is hiding pain?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299809#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-23.mp3" length="98676945" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>654: New Territory</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299507#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Why don't you think about that for awhile?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=299507#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-22.mp3" length="95334943" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>653: Psycho Analysis</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=298297#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Shut the fuck up, and stop being a little bitch."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=298297#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-18.mp3" length="64656321" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>652: The Boss' Wife</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297854#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Death or drugs? Just tell me that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297854#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-17.mp3" length="77963433" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>651: KATG The Musical</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297445#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The only diss I want to give her is disinfectant."
]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297445#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-16.mp3" length="65709557" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>650: Truth to Tell</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297237#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I got the crap kicked out of me by one of the American Gladiators yesterday."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297237#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-15.mp3" length="68989432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>649: Dead Funny</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296805#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I'm fine, and I don't mind him telling this story.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296805#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-14.mp3" length="121583584" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>648: Next Case</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296088#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stop making me laugh about this! It's foul!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=296088#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-11.mp3" length="94957944" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>647: The Influenced</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295522#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Is that going in the documentary? Put that in there. That's a good one."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295522#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-10.mp3" length="83634593" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>646: Girl Power</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295182#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Stop. Sit down. Write your own joke."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=295182#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-09.mp3" length="61068628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>645: Tricks of the Trade</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294983#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's not okay until I see him cry!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294983#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-08.mp3" length="56586866" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>644: West Coast Pussies</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294662#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I just did that in front of all them?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=294662#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-07.mp3" length="203022921" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>643: Visitation Rights</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293866#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We felt so bad that we fucked up. Everybody wants to die.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jan 2008 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293866#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2008-01-04.mp3" length="101331528" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 21: The In or Out Club</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293019#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=293019#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-21.mp3" length="59599227" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 20: Thick Sweat</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290427#</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290427#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-20.mp3" length="79594813" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 19: Believe the Hype</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290181#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jan 2008 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290181#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-19.mp3" length="66815710" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 18: Conveniently Located to Many Accidents</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290179#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290179#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-18.mp3" length="66464752" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 17: Klass Dismissed</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290178#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290178#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-17.mp3" length="60890807" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 16: My Serioso</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290177#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290177#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-16.mp3" length="61135014" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 15: Let it Shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290176#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290176#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-15.mp3" length="66606965" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 14: A Patrice Tour de Force</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290174#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290174#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-beginnings-14.mp3" length="75607064" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>BEGINNINGS 13: Be at Ease!</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290172#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>642: Chemda Said Knock You Out</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=290131#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You can burn in Hell, bitch!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>641: Jeremymas</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289643#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's almost like being bisexual."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>640: Sigh</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289341#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're an asshole, Keith. This is the most asshole move that you make. You're really an asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=289341#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>639: Eurotrash</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=288980#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You learn to get aggressive really quickly in Europe or else you die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=288980#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>638: Spring Cleaning</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287717#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Did you just make cancer sexy?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287717#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>637: Right and Wrong</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287429#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You will not figure this man out until you drink with him at least ten times."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=287429#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>636: Traditions Part 2</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286971#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Cause they were black. You can say they were black."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286971#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>635: Traditions Part 1</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286810#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You dumbed down my dick."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286810#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>634: A New York Christmas</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286364#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You're too horny to google Keith and The Girl."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286364#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>633: Rules of the Game</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286119#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Leeroy, why do you always gotta do that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Dec 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=286119#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>632: Friends Till The End</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285239#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;All the more reason to bring back corporal punishment.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=285239#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>631: Bad Angles</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284856#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I have MS, and yes, I'm an asshole."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284856#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>630: The Greats</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284533#</link>
<description><![CDATA["They're all on my side, ya douche!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284533#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>629: My Favorite Mistake</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284192#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm trying not to be scared of you."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Dec 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=284192#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>628: Keith's Birthday</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283166#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I can't have kids because I have cysts on my ovaries."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=283166#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>627: Holiday Cheer</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282923#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We don't start these! Ever!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282923#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>626: Back to Work</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282545#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Let me hold your wallet while I dance for you. It'll be nicer."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282545#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>625: Thinking Out Loud</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282138#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You never wanted to just stomp a baby?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=282138#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>624: Douchebag Necessities</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281902#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Remember the days they dropped babies off a cliff because it wasn't good enough?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=281902#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>623: A KATG Outing</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280602#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I will not be on the show, and I will not discuss any of that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280602#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-21.mp3" length="75923915" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>622: Hog Hunting</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280226#</link>
<description><![CDATA["All you're doing is sending her home to cry."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=280226#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>621: Bros Before Hos</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279960#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Do you wanna talk about buttplay?&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279960#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>620: Sexpectations</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279541#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hello. You're dead."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=279541#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-16.mp3" length="109335572" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>619: Foreign Affairs</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278677#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hey, fuck you assholes, it's time for Armchair Kid Nation!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278677#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-15.mp3" length="101938531" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>618: You're Fired!</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278332#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I'm sorry, it was balls. You're fired."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=278332#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-14.mp3" length="64364418" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>617: Bear and The Girl</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=277974#</link>
<description><![CDATA["It's go time, Lord."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=277974#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>616: Castrating Spooky</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276996#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Words hurt N-words."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276996#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-09.mp3" length="137678221" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>615: Professional Journalism</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276059#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I let people call me Dog for my life. You think I'm swift, Larry?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=276059#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-08.mp3" length="102003314" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>614: Reverend Lawrence Florman</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275868#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We switched to gin, Dad and I."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 04:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275868#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-07.mp3" length="84929682" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>613: Fakers</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275514#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Don't call him a pussy. He came to shit, he shat, he's done."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 00:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275514#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>612: Stupid Americans</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275076#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I bet if you were my boyfriend you'd help me all the time."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=275076#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-05.mp3" length="99407788" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>611: A Taste of Hate</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274083#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I wish my audience was robots. That's the irony."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Nov 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=274083#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-11-02.mp3" length="80878403" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>610: Doggin' the Competition</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273715#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>609: Dum Dums</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=273300#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Oh no, people are wiping my ass. That's horrendous.' I think I've earned it! 'Start wipin'.'"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>608: On the Road Again</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=272945#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Pick a fuckin' side, women!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=272945#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>607: Upper East Side</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271921#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Live Free or Die. And you guys chose die."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=271921#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>606: B.J. and the Beer</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270962#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Tell me what I'm supposed to feel, Keith."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270962#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>605: Picking Sides</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270550#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I did feel like when I ate it it was made with a hard-on."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270550#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>604: Fat Enabler</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270222#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You said you weren't gonna go there, and you did.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=270222#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-23.mp3" length="64735276" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>603: Reunited</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=269845#</link>
<description><![CDATA["The sincerity of your shit is amazing."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=269845#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-22.mp3" length="137823670" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>602: Pulling Out</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268573#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I was worried that I wouldn't get a boner, and then she would be insulted."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268573#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>601: As Bitch is to Cunt</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268355#</link>
<description><![CDATA["'Member when crazy made sense?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=268355#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>600: Jesse Joyce</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267909#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I got ten days to give a fuck.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267909#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-17.mp3" length="60089950" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>599: Power Position</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267494#</link>
<description><![CDATA["So he's watching you jerk off."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267494#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
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<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>598: The Dissing Game</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267108#</link>
<description><![CDATA["How do you get into someone's butthole like that?"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=267108#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-15.mp3" length="62279680" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>597: Everything for Dummies</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266619#</link>
<description><![CDATA["You want to eat his asshole; now you're on the side of guns."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=266619#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-12.mp3" length="78426112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>596: Kids Talk</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265704#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I ride a long bus, and my shit stinks!"]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265704#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-11.mp3" length="88753540" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>595: How to Make It</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265320#</link>
<description><![CDATA["Finally a Canadian I hate."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=265320#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-10.mp3" length="55791616" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>594: Everyone Poops</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=264943#</link>
<description><![CDATA["I shit my pants out of choice."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=264943#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-09.mp3" length="87700695" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>593: Parental Guidance</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263493#</link>
<description><![CDATA["We say that to our ladies and horses."]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Oct 2007 19:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263493#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-05.mp3" length="72059010" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>592: God Opens a Window</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263212#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;There's too many cameras. You're fuckin' me. You're dead.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=263212#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitecom/KATG-2007-10-04.mp3" length="71977132" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:author>Keith and The Girl</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>591: A Hero's Departure</title>
<link>http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262757#</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;You don't even have to kill people to make a difference.&quot;]]></description>
<category>KATG</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://katg.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=262757#</guid>
<author>info@KeithandTheGirl.com</author>
<enclo