Show Notes

• — Beautiful: The Hottest Girl contestants are masturbating in their pictures
• — Dickstation: Eats Paste took some great usernames back when he cheated
• — Liar: Parents always know everything their kids are doing but are too tired to react
• — Get Your Freak On: A woman who packed a vibrator in her luggage received an encouraging note from the TSA
• — Forgery: Peyton's waiter job is a soul-sucking nightmare and worse than tending bar
• — Puzzlebox: Keith has watched all nine Hellraiser movies and everyone is concerned
• — Kill Myself: Keith wrote a Halloween poem when he was 20 and it is very very good
• — Cavity Creeps: Real World/Road Rules cast member Tonya Cooley is suing MTV after being raped with a toothbrush on camera by Kenny Santucci and Evan Starkman
• — Greater Good: 32% of KATG listeners don't care about problems outside of their own lives
• — A-Okay: A listener who works in the natural gas industry claims that hydrolic fracturing is fine, so let's all stop worrying
• — Highness: Chemda used the KATG budget to buy weed for What's My Name
• — Neighborly: Listener Rich Burns saved Peyton's website and helped him get started with it again
• — Hitlerian: Peyton has a pencil mustache for a Charlie Chaplin costume
• — Greasy: Herman Cain, owner of Godfather's Pizza, is the frontrunner of the Republican presidential candidates
• — 1234: Chemda got one of Elvis Rico's impressive and motivational texts meant for his clients
• — Kickball: The final game of the World Series is coming up and nobody knows or cares who's playing
• — Boooo: Reading for the What Do We Do Now audio book is har-erd
• — Identity: Peyton's southern accent is coming back and other comics don't like it