Show Notes

• — Happy 6th of July: Keith keeps on celebrating, he ain't done loving America
• — Hey Girl, Hey!: Chemda takes pictures of people posing whorey at the beach
• — KATG Day: 56% say they will participate in KATG day, 44% of assholes say they will not
• — Multimillionaire: An American woman wins the lottery for the fourth time, the lucky bitch
• — After Party Tip #45: Boxed Wine, you think it's done, open it up and squeeze the packaging, there's more
• — The 3 Silences: In episode 488 Chemda may have previously agreed with Keith playing hard to get
• — Let's Get Dangerous: Keith invents a dildo with AIDS, scorpions, and thumbtacks inside
• — Russian Poo-lette: A game where everyone takes a laxative, there aren't enough toilets for everybody, and the loser shits themselves
• — Praise Allah!: People are protesting against NYC building a mosque near the World Trade Center
• — Starving In Africa: Joey Chestnut wins his fourth Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Competition
• — Sweet Waiter Revenge: An old boss sees Keith, thinks his name is Chris, then calls him Malley, Keith runs away
• — The Divorce Party: The King of Everything did not show up; Brolo cannot control his volume about drugs
• — July 19th With Janeane Garofalo: Liam gets blackout drunk and harasses Keith about being on his show
• — Blaze Of Glory: An 87-year-old grandma was tasered by police officers while laying in bed after pulling a kitchen knife from under her pillow