1162: I Got a Globe!

Show Notes

• — The Grabber: Michael is upset about still being called The Grabber since he grabbed way less this year
• — Black Jesus: People are outraged that a statue of Jesus looks as though he has a huge boner
• — Black Engineered: Brother Love is shocked to hear the term 'nigger-rigged' used so candidly
• — Solutions: Ways to solve this Icelandic Volcano problem: Fan the ash into outer space
• — Globe Trotting: Keith gets a globe for his birthday and draws a skull and crossbones over the Middle East
• — Hacked: A fan claims to be mugged in a foreign country and wants money from KATG to get back home
• — RIP Garbage Collector: Peter Steele, the lead singer of Type O Negative, dies. He had strong Staten Island connections.
• — Two Weeks Notice: Keith writes his stand-up late, but he is more comfortable on stage than ever
• — Your Venue: All of the NYC venues for Keith's stand-up have given them shit when they should be grateful
• — Your Meds: Elvis's tattoo artist has a seizure while tattooing Brother Love on his arm
• — Get Jeremy Laid: Jeremy spends time with Ashley, she gets shit-faced, he politely hovers
• — Ruining The Fun: Jennifer Lopez stars in the remake of Overboard to spite us all
• — Bottoms Up: Dr. Drew criticizes Lindsay Lohan. If she were his daughter he would frame her for drug possession.
• — Behave: Kiefer Sutherland gets on stage at a strip club and is kindly escorted out
• — Your Pre-Nup: Larry King divorces his seventh wife, never having signed a pre-nup
• — 3-D TV: Pregnant women, teenagers, drunk people and the sleep deprived may experience seizures
• — Argentina Is Stupid: Escaped inmates dress up in sheep skin to flee police
• — The Avenger: Spooky says Michael's contest site is a scam, then later apologizes to all of you mindless sheep