1503: The Help

Show Notes

• — Important: Keith raves about the movie The Help, while Chemda finds it predictable
• — 200 Cigarettes: Ben loves Martha Plimpton and recounts her history as a fictional character
• — On the D: An NYC listener wrote in about a couple having sex in front of her and everyone else on the subway train
• — Why Her: Keith says Marilyn Monroe was the same as Paris Hilton, but there was no TMZ then, so we liked her
• — Ridiculous: A petition has been submitted for a vote in L.A. on whether condoms should be legally required for porn sets
• — No Place Like Home: Jerry Sandusky was quiet and cooperative his first night in jail. He was then released. Also: Sandusky's wife was at home while her husband played with his victims in the basement below
• — Tuna Sandwich: Ben is one of the five or six people who saw Happiness, and he later met the actor from the movie and ruined his day
• — Dirty Table: As a waiter, Ben was once rude to a customer who turned out to be an actress who feels things very deeply
• — Dark Times: Virginia Tech had another shooting with two people dead
• — Joyride: A drunk off-duty cop drove the wrong direction on a Long Island freeway
• — Skateboard: Ben picked up a guy who was wandering in traffic on a freeway bridge
• — Loves The Lord: A model/blogger tried to thank an airplane pilot and accidentally walked into the propeller, losing her hand and slashing up her face
• — Busted: Myth Busters accidentally shot a cannonball into a van and multiple houses
• — Mini-Iran: Immigrants and faggots make no sense to Axl Rose, who is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
• — For Men Only: Madonna and Cirque du Soleil is performing The Super Bowl Halftime Show
• — Super Bass: Ben Lerman sings a song about his boom badoom boom boom badoom boom bass