1571: WFF

Show Notes

• — Aww: Mike Lawrence opened for Keith at this year's stand-up show
• — 4G LTE 123 You And Me: Samsung attaches massive signatures to messages sent from their phones
• — Priorities: Levon Helm of The Band fame died the day after Dick Clark of counting from 10 to 1 fame
• — Zimbabwe: Jeopardy has adopted the Clue Crew to pass itself off as cool
• — How We Roll: Mike hates Betty White for her manufactured hip and ironic style
• — Blank Slate: Ryan Seacrest is bland enough that he never offends anyone and succeeds at everything
• — Running Like A Monkey: A Japanese man set the Guinness world record for fastest man on all fours
• — Cujo: Mike was disappointed that TJ & Benjamin were nice and polite
• — Yuck: Mike and his girlfriend are both children of divorce and uneasy about marriage
• — P In The V: Keith deconstructs a listener's hateful posts about TJ & Benjamin
• — Mommy Experience: DMX cried about his neglectful mom on a reality show
• — Friends Break Balls: Listener Sean Murphy called Keith fat on Facebook, continuously
• — Fake British: Someone from the audience of Keith's show came up to Mike afterward and gave him a 7.5
• — Meh: Audience members from Chemda's live What's My Name show said they were surprised she was good without Keith
• — Loving Boyfriend: The sinking of the Titanic became cause for celebration on its 100th anniversary
• — Convicted Sorcerer: A Sri Lankan woman was arrested on suspicion of casting a spell on a girl in Saudi Arabia and may face the death penalty
• — Violent Tendencies: A New Jersey student has been awarded $4.2 million after being paralyzed by a bully
• — Status: Mike was bullied by teachers because his motor skills disorder makes his handwriting shaky, and he spent his adolescence miserable and suicidal
• — Lesson: Two kids poured water on Keith, so he stared them down and scared them with his phone
• — Nutne Chutney: A McDonald's employee is facing felony charges after spitting in iced tea
• — Engagement Ring: Cat got a sandwich maker's phone number on the sandwich's wrapping paper
• — Why: Several Secret Service agents refused to pay the full bill for prostitutes in Columbia and several have been suspended or fired